For all you long-haired, baggy clothes wearing fools.
Danica: I hope your day is going well, how may I help you? Anthony: My Issue: I want to know about premium offers on movie channels Danica: I’d love to explain this for you today, Anthony. Anthony: Thanks Danica, my friend told me about them getting hbo for free for six months? i wanted to know about this Danica: Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Danica: Thank you for providing your information in the chat initiation form. Would you please verify the information below is correct? Danica: First name Anthony Last name Morgan Phone Number XXXXXXXXXX Street XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Anthony: that is all correct. Danica: Perfect! Let me just pull up your account. Danica: While you are waiting why not check outwww.comcast.com/Corporate/Learn/DigitalCable/digitalcable.html and see how to take advantage of the full value of your Digital Video service. If you have any questions once we are done with this, I’ll be more than happy to answer them for you. Anthony: ok Danica: To start, are you referring to Premium channels, Stan? Anthony: I have been a customer for over 6 months already, so the free HBO for six months does not apply to me on there. They never had that deal for me, and I feel like I got screwed. Anyway to get that free hbo? Anthony: I am Tony, not Stan Danica: I am sorry, Anthony, if I ahve called you a different name. I apologize for this. Anthony: It’s ok. Danica: Sure, let me just check on your account if you are eligible. Anthony: Ok please do Danica: You mentioned that you never recieved HBO right? Anthony: Never. Anthony: A few of my friends got the free HBO deal for six months Anthony: Except me. And I don’t think that is very fair. Danica: I see. That is really unfair. I’ll check on the system. Please give me 2 minutes, Tony. Anthony: Thanks Danica Danica: You’re welcome! Danica: I acn give you a free 6 months HBO. Would you like that, Tony? Anthony: I would love that!!! Danica: Perfect! Please be informed that this offer will only kast for 6 months, alright? Anthony: That will be fine. Danica: May I please ahve your email address so that I cannadd the HBO in your account? Anthony: sure Anthony: I believe the one associated with my comcast account is XXXX@XXXXXXXXXXX.COM Anthony: please try that first Anthony: If it doesn’t work, I do have another one Danica: Sure, I’ll inform you when I’m done. Please give me 2 minutes to add the channel. Anthony: ok. I really appreciate it Danica Danica: It’s my pleasure giving you this channel Anthony. Danica: I am still adding it. Anthony: OK, please let me know when I can check it. Danica: I am almost done adding it. Anthony: Sounds good Danica: I have already added the HBO channel,Tony. Anthony: Ok, let me check Danica: Let’s take a minute to review everything we’ve done for you today. We have added HBO. It is for 6 months. Danica: Is there anything else I can help you with today? Anthony: That will be all! Thank you so much and have a great day Danica!
I wrote this song today and wanted to record it because I have the short term memory of a pot head. But I don’t smoke pot. Make sense?